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madsmikkelsenn:

today my pulmonologist told me my hair was “super cute” like three times in the span of an hour

foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

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